Ask a stupid question, get an even more stupid answer

there are 2 kinds of people in germany: the rude people who don't apologize cuz they are assholes and the perfect people who don't have to apologize cuz they don't do mistakes. so as you can see the word is useless in our country anyway. but if entschuldigung is too hard for you, you can use the word sorry in germany, too


a cat meows, but what does a coati do?

They harrumph. It's very quiet but if you listen closely you may notice it. They builded up a whole alphabet on this.

Why do we have to switch from summer time to winter time and vice versa?

To save energy they say... it might be a global conspirancy They won't have me in it, I'll sleep twice the time in protest!

Why russians don't use eyes in their smileis?)

maybe they are too scared to open and show their eyes...

why did my cookies grew so damn huge in the oven?

devil ovens use fire from hell which makes everything bigger and much more delicious. so it happened to your cookies

why are cows ruminating their food?

Nice question: for 2 reasons.
1. To be prepared to dangerous situation: this particular digestion allows them to be ready to escape and do the real digestion when they are safe and tranquil
2. To better digest vegetal carbohydrates like cellulose

why is blacky's blanket so precious and requested at the same time?

Because a blanket is the perfect source of shelter, warmth and living the lazyness at the same time.

Whats the purpose of life?

To help the human community because we'll all die one day and it can comes at any time.

Why is the ocean salty?

Q: Why is the ocean salty?
A: Everyone would get salty from being filled with sharks and krakens.

Q: What lies between now and future?

About the ocean

Q: What lies between now and future?

"and"

Which came first: the chicken or the milk?